This is what’s wrong with the world today… the Grand Rapids Press. As some of you may know the Grand Rapids Press has changed things concerning its distribution and way it presents its content. It has dropped 4 days of delivery service and puts much of its content on its website MLive.com. The GR Press [...]
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The Cave of Wonders is a Metaphor for the Vagina
It’s been years since I last saw a certain children’s film in its entirety. You know the one: A scrappy, young man runs around the streets of a fictional Middle Eastern kingdom and steals a bunch of shit—mostly for survival, but you know he loves it—and eventually finds himself romantically involved with a Princess. She’s [...]
Geezer Bandit Brought to Justice
Authorities reported yesterday that the infamous “Geezer Bandit” was brought to justice. This particular hardened criminal is best known for his shameless terrorizing of underpaid bank tellers in the San Diego area in 16 robberies since August 2009. Also not to be ignored is the fact that he is really super old, hence his unique [...]
Stu’s Weekly Rant – Sex
This is what’s wrong with the world today… sex. Yeah, I said it. SEX! I know as a species we need to have sex in order to keep the human race going (sometimes I don’t think this is a good thing), but sex often gets in the way of how we interact with others and [...]
Stu’s Weekly Rant – People Who Don’t Own Pets
This is what’s wrong with the world today… people who don’t own pets. I have never understood why people don’t own pets. Pets can provide companionship, protection, and instill a sense of responsibility as there is a lot that can go into a pet. I myself own 3 cats and a dog. A lot of [...]
OMG DUBSTEP!
America has an amazing way of ruining most good things, in the process leaving a very bitter taste in our mouths. We took cheese, added chemicals, and packaged it in individual plastic wraps. We took vodka and added artificial fruit flavors and food coloring. We took wrestling and added fluorescent spandex. Quite recently we took dubstep (an electronic music [...]
Google Aids US Government in Identifying Pirates
As part of the “blackout” day in protest of two proposed bills before congress: Protect IP Act (PIPA) and Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), Google has taken an undermining role in gathering information for the US Government. The internet giant has provided a form for a petition that asks for contact information that will “be [...]
Stu’s Weekly Rant – GRCC Football
This is what’s wrong with the world today… the ending of Grand Rapids Community College football. Sure, I really wasn’t even sure that GRCC had a football team until a year ago. I guess I just never thought a Community College would even have a team, but they did! GRCC’s team apparently had been around 80 [...]
Most Annoying Trends of 2011
As Stu touched on here, there’s nothing more obnoxious than Top 10 lists. Especially completely subjective ones that are merely a reflection of the author’s opinion. So with that in mind, I present to you the Top Most Annoying Trends of 2011. My hope is that someone will read them and end the stupidity, because [...]
Stu’s Weekly Rant – Homosexuality in Grand Rapids
This is what’s wrong with the world today… Grand Rapids. Ok, not really Grand Rapids but some people’s perception of it. I write this the day that an article came out in the Grand Rapids Press. Troy Reimink reported on a story that came out of the Advocate (a magazine advocating for gay rights). In [...]
