Insane Clown Posse Still Sucks
Lets face it, every time someone dares utter the name, “Insane Clown Posse” you are suddenly overcome with a deep sense of horrific dread and a resounding amount of disgust. Your eyes dilate, you begin to sweat and you manage your way through several bouts of nausea. It’s sad to say that they are just that bad and if none of these things sound familiar, please take a moment to look around your trailer park abode and realize why.
When all is said and done, Insane Clown Posse is to music what Lady Gaga is to fashion. The connection doesn’t really exist but you are always going to find a group of people who think it does. Typically we call these people delusional, though in this case they prefer to think of themselves as Juggalos or Juggalettes as the case may be.
What are Juggalos? Well, I’m glad you asked. Juggalo is the moniker given to fans who have an undying loyalty to ICP. Nothing can waver them. They are willing to fight at the drop of a hat with anyone over anything and especially those who don’t like their beloved “band”. To them they are a family, and while that family might be a trailer park collective of dirty unwashables they still feel it is worth fighting for, because being an adult wasn’t worth the effort.
I’ve included a picture of what an average Juggalo looks like. Fat girlfriend not included. Notice the general unkempt appearance, the missing dignity and most important of all the lack of purpose he portrays. This is where you end up when life gives up on you.
Well it just so happens that a bunch of these delusionals recently gathered together in Grand Rapids to witness the abortion that is their live show.
Wait, you mean they are still making music?
Unfortunately enough. They are.
While usually out of the eye of the public, Insane Clown Posse recently gained national exposure when they released their single, “Miracles”. Not because it was good, no.. quite the opposite. Because it was that bad. In fact the only reason this song got any attention was because of offensively stupid lyrical content.
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it’s all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
Based on this alone we know two things.
1. ICP was doing Rebecca Black before Rebecca Black was.
2. LOL
This song became so popular that Saturday Night Live made a parody of it. At the height of their popularity they were nothing more than a good joke and an internet meme.
So to summarize. Yes, they are still around and Yes, they are just as awful as ever.
As surprising as it was to find that out, It was even more surprising when a friend of mine asked me to attend this concert with him. I wouldn’t have to pay for a thing, It was his treat. I was taken aback, I mean I was sure I had picked better friends than this. I couldn’t go to that show. I had class, I had dignity, and most important of all… I had taste. So I did what any logical intelligent person in my situation would do. I said, “No”.
The fact is you won’t find any high class, well educated, intelligent people listening to Insane Clown Posse and not to blow my own biscuits all over this article but I am all of those things.
I knew I wasn’t the only one who felt this way either, so it was no surprise to hear local radio station WGRD. categorizing Juggalos as non productive members of society.
You can find many’o'Juggalos willing to debate this, Juggalos who say they know a Juggalo that knows a Juggalo that once knew a Juggalo that was productive member of society but in reality were just low wage Mc Donalds employees. Productive at making burgers, popping their zits into the fry grease and not much else.
While their mothers have long given up hope and replaced those who used to be their children with bottles of booze and pills, you can be sure Society still has a place for them. Right at the bottom.
I’m sure to have stepped on many clown shoes in this article and if I have upset you in any way please send all violent and threatening hate mail to hatemail [at] citysatirical [dot] com. I will be sure not to read them any of them and if by chance you hate ICP as much as I do be sure to check out Juggalo Holocaust.
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You forgot to mention the fact that unfortunately, they’re biggest following is in michigan :/
very unfortunate.
We are so lucky to have so many juggalos & juggalettes here in michigan.
you wish.
zomg juggaloz 4 lyfe, biotch stop hatin on da haters you hater or we’ll hate all over your face, and it will dribble down your neck onto your check then down to your dick and give you juggaloitus.
you have made the case more valid buddy. its just a satirical article meant to amuse. and believe me I’m amused.
One again some prick gonna diss the juggalos for no reason, just cause they don’t like their music? Come on, why waste your time on something you don’t like? And lie about it too so it fits with your opinion. Juggalos uneducated? Let me telle you something, I’m a banker, got a nice home and a very pretty wife (not fat at all) and I make a pretty decent life. So to say that juggalos are uneducated is crap, some are some aren’t, but that’s just the same with ANY other type of music. Get your shit str8 haters!!!
I assure you it’s not because I don’t like their music (even though it sucks) – In fact I used to listen to them before i hit puberty and ultimately grew up. The reason I am “dissing” them is because of the negative impact Juggalos and ICP have on society. It’s because of who you are as people and what you believe in, it’s because you surround yourself with negativity and bring that negativity out into the world…you expose it to your children, friends, and family.. and expect everyone to agree that its OK… when it isn’t – by ANY stretch of the imagination.
Are you aware that Juggalos are considered a gang in several states because of their association with criminal activity? Enough Juggalos have been going around killing people that the states have officially declared this so called family a gang. All other gangs consider themselves family too.
Why waste my time on something I don’t like? Well, lets take a look at something…
Considering you are on a website about satire, lets look at what the definition of satire is.
Satire – Artistic form in which human or individual vices, folly, abuses, or shortcomings are held up to censure by means of ridicule, derision, burlesque, irony, or other methods, sometimes with an intent to bring about improvement.
So don’t ask questions you should know the answer to… while there are always exceptions to every thing in life, I’m convinced you are not one of these exceptions. You say I am lying about the education thing but who’s the one that posted on a satirical site without even knowing what it meant?
Derp’da’derp. Good job!
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poop poop
You know, Its funny how many people wish to hate and say they are so horrible, but if they were that bad, would they really of lasted 2 decades and still have such a strong fan base if they were that fucking band? i think not!
so i am proud to say I am a part of the fan base of the most hated band in the country, hell even the world…
Whoop whoop!
I think you underestimate how small the Juggalo fan base really is. The last ICP album “Bang Pow Boom” sold about 50,000 copies. That’s it. Just enough to make money off you poor kids who think they are more than a joke.
Oh dear lord. Ok, so far in this article i noticed that the arthur is biased. Thats fine, we have been ridiculed, hated, beaten, looked down upon, and a general sense that everyone is better than us. Whatever. Whatever is your beef with the Juggalo family, we dont care. Most of us are poor, maybe middle-class. So i’m going to assume that you have had money in order to further your asshole existence. Us juggalos get alot of shit thrown at us for the way we act. Well, you cant throw us all into one basket. The only reason why most of us are so enthralled with Psychopathic Records is that there are no restrictions, so we get all walks of life. We accept people that are: violent, careing, self-conscious, self-mutilating, honorable, pansies, loud, crazy, talented, lonely, popular, married, have children, spiteful, educated, mentaly handicapped, in wheel chairs, students, terminally ill, old, different races or classifications. We dont care. All are welcome! (Poltergeist reference, lol). As you have claimed, all juggalos are
“in reality were just low wage Mc Donalds employees. Productive at making burgers, popping their zits into the fry grease and not much else. While their mothers have long given up hope and replaced those who used to be their children with bottles of booze and pills, you can be sure Society still has a place for them. Right at the bottom.”
To this, I take offence. I have been down with the clown, finely classified as being a Juggalo, for 14 years now. I graduated from High School with a regent diploma, I have held jobs at Sam’s Club, Ames (before they went bankrupt), The Eddy Cohoes Rehabilitation Center, Softex, Subway (within 4 months became a manager) and currently hold a job that helps people of the disabled population (which I have held for the last couple of years). I have graduated from Bryant and Stratton College with an Associates degree in Information Technology and have a triple digit IQ. To say that ALL Juggalos are non-productive members of society is a misnomer. I know dozens that are not of your description of “What” a Juggalo/Juggalette is and what they are about. Regardless of of all of that, you make it seem that ICP/Psychopathic Records are the only ones that harber such people. What about Rock, Punk Rock, Rap, Death Metal, Christian Music and teeny bopper (Bullshit) music? I am well aware that such music types are harbingers of Drug users, Abusers, Molesters, Violent Crimes, and all others means that are thrown at the Juggalos. To deem that ICP instigates
“a deep sense of horrific dread and a resounding amount of disgust. Your eyes dilate, you begin to sweat and you manage your way through several bouts of nausea. It’s sad to say that they are just that bad and if none of these things sound familiar, please take a moment to look around your trailer park abode and realize why”
is funny to me. It is funny because your just scared of what they represent. Which is freedom of speech. In their music they talk about unfairness, those in power that abuse the power given to them, lost friendships, Death, Life, Sex, Fantasy, Magic, GOD!, and everything else that EVERY OTHER MOTHER FUCKER SINGS ABOUT IN THEIR FUCKING BAND! SO WHAT IF IT INVOLVES DEATH HERE AND THERE! THERE ARE HORROR MOVIES, BOOKS AND COMICS THAT HAVE THE SAME SHIT! AND WHAT IS IT?! ENTERTAINMENT! THATS ALL THAT JOE BRUCE AND JOEY UTSLER ARE, ENTERTAINERS! TO SEE THEM OR CLASSIFY THEM OTHER THAN SUCH IS ABOUT AS IDIOTIC AS BIGOTRY! WHICH IS WHAT EVERY OTHER MOTHER FUCKER HAS! I DONT GO AROUND CLAIMING THAT SOME OTHER BANDS FANS ARE A BUNCH OF LOW LIFES THAT ARE THE BOTTOM FEEDERS OF THE SHIT FILLED SCUM OF SOCIETY! NO! I CLAIM TO HATE THE MUSIC! I COULD GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FANS! AS SHOULD EVERY PERSON (hate the music not the fans)! THE FANS ARE ONLY VIABLE TO THE BAND NOT THE POPULACE! WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOME HEINOUS ACT AND IS ATTRIBUTED TO THE JUGGALO COMMUNITY, IT DOESN’T REFLECT THE WHOLE BUT THE INDIVIDUAL! IF SOME IDIOT DOES SUCH AN ACT AND CLAIMS THAT ICP MADE THEM DO IT, SHOULD BE CLASPED IN IRONS AND FORGOTTEN ABOUT! I DONT KNOW WHERE EVERY ONE IS GETTING THIS…..EVERY JUGGALO IS A NO GOOD HOOLIGAN! ::sigh:: Whatever. I’m not trying to sway you, I’m not trying to belittle you, I’m not even trying to get you to understand. Just know that there are those like me out there in the Juggalo world, we have striven to get where we are and are proud. We can only hope that others follow in our foot steps into making themselves better. To strive against being poor, non-productive and generally a fan of the music they like. I do not commemorate those actions that some supposed Juggalo(s) have done in the name of ICP in the form of violence or defacing something. These individuals are on their own, other juggalos may think its funny. Those who think its funny will not do such a thing themselves, they use the fools to live vicuriously through them. So whatever dude, slander all you want. We will never die, even if ICP fades away there will always be Juggalos. Like it or not……we are here to stay no matter what.
I just find it funny that you are all getting riled up over a satirical article. I’m too busy writing things that are going to make people laugh and surrounding myself with positive things… and ICP and it’s fan base are none of the above. Negativity IS contagious, and that doesn’t go just for ICP it goes for any “artist” out there. If you don’t think that kind of thing affects the person who listens to it, you should brush up on your psychology and human development / behavior.
Most of ICP’s fans are unable to read between the lines and catch any positivity that might be hidden behind it. They listen to it, and all they hear is hate and anger and while some might dig below the surface and attempt to pull some positivity out of the music, do you really think THATS the message that people are getting? No. You’d have to be retarded. Insane Clown Posse has created a sub culture based in negativity and it shows – through their fans and music alike.
While people associated with other musical acts have done bad things as well, it’s gotten to a point where ENOUGH Juggalos are committing crimes that its become a matter of security. It hasn’t been just one or two rogue Juggalos. You don’t see MAGGOTS (Slipknot) or PIGS (Nine Inch Nails) being labeled as gangs, and while im sure a few do some bad things, it isn’t to the point where so many of them are committing crimes that something like this has to come into play. These bands are negative in their own ways as well, but the majority of the songs on their cds is not about hurting others.
Killing people who do bad things which some claim is what ICP raps about is a bit of a stretch and while it may have some basis in SOME songs… is still an extremely negative thing and when you surround yourself with negativity constantly, it comes out in who you are as a person. Almost every song involves hurting, maiming, murdering somebody. If you can’t see why that could be an issue to people who are less than intelligent (the majority of the fan base) I do feel some concern for you.
Of course I am being biased, its an article that’s meant to be funny. (Not funny for the people that enjoy ICP, but funny for everyone else – though I know a Juggalo or two that was able to see the HUMOR in the article and found it enjoyable) While not every so called Juggalo fits into this exaggerated mold I have laid out before everyone, it’s unfortunate that most of them do. It’s great that you went to school and can type and behave like a normal human being, but it gets to that point where it’s clear you are unintelligent in other areas. Musical intelligence is not your forte. I’m not sure what made you such a bitter person to find common ground with that kind of music. As a musician myself, I can assure you that it’s not even good music, hell – that teeny bopper music takes more talent than it does to create an ICP CD. Take a look at Justin Beiber – Self taught guitar, self taught piano, self taught drums, sings fluently in Italian and English, writes his own songs… the kid is a prodigy and as much as I dislike Justin Beiber – he has more talent in his thumb than two people who wear makeup and act like assholes do.
Summary
Justin Beiber > Insane Clown Posse
I, too, am a Juggalo, but I honestly found this article really fucking hilarious. Mainly, it’s because dispite it’s satire, this is shit I have heard from every single ICP and Juggalo hater since 1997, when The Great Milenko was released. I find it funny that most people who do this shit miss the big picture, which is that controversy sells, and ICP, as well as other Psychopathic Records artists will always get tons of negative attention. I understand this. But look at a lot of other bands that have gotten negative attention; Elvis, Beatles, Ted Nugent, Alice Cooper, Kiss, Ozzy… what are they now? Legendary.
Dispite the small sales on Bang Pow Boom, did you forget the other artists? Twiztid, Blaze, ABK, Boondox, Dark Lotus, and other variations help keep the PSY boat afloat. Also, add into the factors of the fact that there are some Juggalos out there who can’t buy the album within the first week or so of the release of an album… I mean, fuck dude, I have been down for 16 years, but I don’t have (cont)
… a single copy of BPB. I haven’t been able to buy anything from Psychopathic since WICKED came out. But, I do plan to play catch up when I can. Soundscan sales can only say so much, sir.
Also, do you have any people try to diss the shit out of ICP who claim they are musicians? It really comes off as jealousy, dude. It’s due to the fact that 9th grade drop outs get more pussy and pay than you do, and you consider them talentless. Lack of talent in a group usually flops within the first 5 years, and ICP have been putting it down for 20, all the while running their own label.
Fail troll is fail, sir. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an honest living to get back to. One that doesn’t really uses originality. Next time, use some imagination in your biased satire.
And no, I’m not upset, and I’m sure you’ll respond to this in the same manner you did everyone else, but I’ll just see it as more of your time wasted and laugh at you if I ever decide to return to this website.
-Kreyz
Well, I can logically argue everything you said, and even though it won’t matter to you maybe someone who has some shred of intelligence and dignity left will read it and they can make some informed decisions. To stay far away from people like you.
ICP gets negative attention not because they are legendary or cutting edge, the negative attention is because of how awful they are as musicians. This is the same kind of attention that Rebecca Black gets.
To compare ICP to any real artist is a bit preposterous at this point, I think Ms. Black and ICP are both in the running for worst artist in the world. ICP has won that award from several publications already, and it’s never been about their controversial content. It’s because they suck.
The sales sheet for anything on psychopathic is relatively small, and for good reason, their are only a few select kinds of people that are mentally incapacitated enough to enjoy that kind of .. music.
There are Juggalos out there who can’t buy the album right away? We’ll that’s probably because they are poor high school drop outs who can’t afford cds outside their meth and crack addictions.
You haven’t been able to buy anything since wicked came out. Well, you pretty much admitted you are too poor to even support one of your dearest bands.
Do you also live in a trailer park, with a shitty job and a fat girlfriend/wife? Maybe even some kids who are getting the raw end of the deal, with a father figure who exposes them to unending negativity and a lack of financial support – destroying everything that is remotely decent about them. Ever considered late term abortion? Like already out of the womb abortions. Something you should look into…
What’s even more hilarious is that I can guarantee you have listened to the album, and probably have it on your computer. How does it feel to steal from your beloved?
Jealousy? “No one is jealous of you. You are a weak people that cling to each other because you don’t have the strength to go at it alone. You are all emotional cripples that flock to a fabricated philosophy to gather together and face common, every day issues as a group because you don’t have the willpower to face the same problems as everyone else.”
I get laid as often as I want and never have had any problems with that. Plus the women that sleep with me, don’t sleep with me because Im “sort of famous”
Lack of talent usually flops in the first 5 years? First off know that It wasn’t the talent of ICP that brought in the fan base, it was the creation of a collective of misfits and rejects that made social retards feel like they had something important to fight for.
These are the people that buy the cds, these are their only fans. This is why they haven’t flopped… there are enough white trash people around to keep them alive.
Look at Nickle back, awful band – been around for a long time. All this means is that there are that many stupid people in the world, and its an issue. A serious one.
Fail troll? Please, I was so successful with this article that I got you and several of your clown brothers to post replies. I instigated you to take the time to reply to this. More like Win Troll.
PS – What is up with your name, I bet you think you are a rapper don’t you? I bet its so awful that psychopathic wouldn’t even put you in their record label.
I would like to thank ICP for parenting this collective of self defeating quitters. It’s entertaining and feeds my interest in cult psychology and human behavior. When I see a Juggalo I begin to understand how Jane Goodall must have felt among the chimpanzees in the jungle.
The fact that they mindlessly adorn themselves with the badge of defeat, they call it the Hatchet Man, makes them easy to spot and forewarn self respecting individuals what lies ahead when encountering a Juggalo. When you see a Hatchet Man, you know the individual it adorns has decided the trials and tribulations of being accepted and respected are too arduous and showering in Faygo is the proper way to protest the norms of society.
Well, it is entertaining and amusing at first, then I remember they are people, not chimpanzees, and I’m disgusted again.
who ever you are, i love you.
Well, it looks like I’m back on here. I really wanted to read your reply, and one thing I do see is WOW, you don’t repeat things like an idiotic troll, so I would say you aren’t one, now.
One thing I’ve learned is that record sales don’t really provide the bread; touring does, even if it’s around $25 to watch them perform. Still, sales count doesn’t show our numbers.
You basically said it takes a lack of intelligence to want to listen to ICP’s music. Let’s say every artist you love, I love, and every artist you hate, I hate, with the exception of me still loving ICP. Would I still be this stereotypical painted picture of Juggalos you see them as? More than likely, you would.
In your attack on those too poor to buy albums, you lost at “probably.”
I won’t lie, I am financially strapped, and yes, I have BPB on my comp. Good thing ICP don’t care about it, since they know in due time, those albums will be purchased, being we’re all brainwashed sheep who adhere to their every whim.
Trailer? yes. Shitty Job? Actually, I love my job, so I don’t consider it shitty. Fat Girlfriend/Wife? nope.
Also, I don’t subject my kids to endless negatvity. Consider it satire, which I assume you will agree is harmless, right?
Also, I will assume that the women you sleep with were either sloppy drunk or rhoofied, and since they didn’t or couldn’t say no, it isn’t considered rape. Hey, if you’re allowed to make presumptions, so am I.
I do make songs, but I’m not out to get famous or anything, so not being signed to Psychopathic really doesn’t bother me. I don’t know if I would consider myself a rapper or an MC, per se. I write and record for fun, and I know you’re going to have something witty to say about that, so fire at will.
Also, I still say you’re jealous. You have all of these cliche things to say about ICP and Juggalos, but satire aside, do you have a real reason to hate on us and ICP, or is it truly the aforementioned? If that’s the case, you’re really a sheep on the anti-Juggalo bandwagon.
Shitty job that you love, still a shitty job. Guaranteed you could be doing something better with your life than what you are doing right now.
Consider it satire? Do you not understand how easily influenced children are? Shit like that extremely damaging to a childs development. I don’t encourage anyone to even read this without being 18 years of age. Let alone listen to cds filled with murder, mayhem, and carnage.
Now I don’t care if you lack the self respect needed, but understand putting this stuff into a childs head is sloppy parenting and ultimately a one way ticket for them to end up just like you. Lower class.
What’s wrong with roofies? lol just kidding (or am i) You can assume what you want about the women I’ve been with.
Nothing witty to say about that at all. I also write music for fun, only – its actually good music. Though, I actually understand what makes music good.
Cliche? When the mass population agrees on something like this, you hear it all the time and it starts to all sound the same to you. That’s because enough people have noticed these things and enough people are complaining about them. If its been said before, it’s because its true.
I’m not sure I have a reason to be jealous. I’ve never wanted to be white trash.
Oh and PS –
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She looks like a fatty to me.
AHHHH shit, someone did their homework. Since I took the time to say that, I might as well throw my two cents in. Especially because it’s unwarranted, but I do happen to love that almost every single one of the ‘educated’ ICP lovers don’t know how to spell words of the language they have been using since birth.
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This is funny. This guy clearly has a pretty hardcore Vendetta against the Clowns. By reading the different posts I see this guy is a musician. A FAILED one at that. He states ICP only sold 50,000 copies of their latest album. I’m almost certain that it is about 50,000 more copies then this guy has sold. Jealous of someones success anyone? Or at the very least. Aggravated by it.
As far as “Productive Member of Society” goes. Try this one on for size. I’m 28 years old. I’ve been listening to Insane Clown Posse since I was 13. In my junior year of High School I was given an award for creative writing. My writing piece was an assignment to write an alternate ending to “Romero and Juliet”.
I also study Quantum Physics, Psychology, and Philosophy. In the same year I received my award for writing, I also ranked 13 in the State of A.Z. for math. In other word. In the entire state of A.Z. that year. I was the 13th smartest Junior in the Math department. When I was in 6th grade, My state test scores ranked me to be academically equal to that of a High School Senior.
My job title right now is “Real Time Data Analyst” My job includes running constant calculations throughout the day and making decisions and writing reports based on those calculations.
One of my ex girlfriends (whom I am still friends with) is a Juggalette and is a Criminal Justice Major.
I have a Juggalo friend who owns his own Catering business and his good friends with Michael Ray (The Guy Who Won The First Season of “Hells Kitchen”
Another Juggalo friend of mine owns his own UPS outlet and owns his own home on a nice 5 acre parcel of land.
I also have another good Juggalo friend who is a certified electrician. He also OWNS his own HOUSE.
I myself bought my mother a house. I myself do NOT live in a trailer.
I’m also writing a few books, designing my own video game, and working on production of a film.
This is who I am and I AM A JUGGALO.
Peace for now dude.
This guy (me) think’s you are amusing. Never wanted to be signed by a label (much like KreyZ) I make music for me. What is worse about there only being 50,000 albums sold was that it came out with more than one edition. Think the hardcore Juggalos didn’t buy more than one copy?
Oh hai, your into creative writing too? We should be friends! Anyone can write, and while it’s cool that you got an award it doesn’t make you a productive member of society. It’s what you do with your talents and abilities… that’s what matters.The rest of what you say while quite impressive actually and .. quite unverifiable just means you are giving any intelligence you have a bad name by listening to this garbage. The lyrical content could be written by a elementary school student. I’m sure that this stuff brings down IQ levels. Whats worse is that while claiming high intelligence, you don’t see how ICP and a majority of its fan base could have a negative effect on society and our children. Either, you don’t see it… or you don’t care and I don’t know which is more frightening.
A person doesn’t become a productive member of society when they get a 9-5 job, there is more to it to that. At that point, you are only helping yourself (and getting someone else rich in many cases). To be a true productive member of society you have to help rid the negativity and hate that is tearing our world apart, you have to have a care for the greater good of mankind… and instead you lift this bullshit into the sky and practically praise it.
Lol @ this article. I’m a Juggalo. I’m well educated and intelligent, but I’m actually middle class, so perhaps that does make me a less productive member of society according to your standards. Hopefully you can tolerate my apparent lack of class while I attempt to make a few points.
I’m not sure whether you were trolling or just crazy when you wrote this article (though the JH shoutout implies a little of both), but some people might take its content seriously, so I feel justified in rebuffing your argument either way.
Now, two Detroit thugs in clown paint just charted in the top five on the Billboard 200 despite not receiving any promotion on the radio or MTV, and more importantly, have built a family of underdogs and outcasts who love each other as well as a music subculture that has lasted for almost three decades. If you’ve done something more impressive, feel free to put it forward.
You might be high-class, but not everyone’s had such opportunities. There are a lot of people who have had mental problems, family issues, or legal trouble, and some people are just too different for “high-class” bullies such as yourself to accept them. ICP are constant reminders that those underdogs can rise to the top, and they’re inspiring for those of us who have led less-than-perfect lives.
On the contrary, Juggalos are generally of average intelligence… Which is obvious enough that the statement itself sounds redundant, but I digress. The problem is, you don’t see many of the smart Juggalos because we don’t enjoy the company of arguing with dogmatic elitists. The Juggalos who write things like “JUGGALO 4 LYFE ILL KLLU 4 MAKING FUN OF DA FAMNIGGA” are either trolls like yourself or twelve-year old kids who just got new ICP hoodies from Hot Topic. Juggalos usually have better things to do.
Right now, the Juggalo culture is in the same place where the punk subculture was in the 70′s, where the goth subculture was in the 80′s, where extreme metal culture was the 90′s… In short, you’re turning good-natured, fun-loving music fans into the Satanic Panic of the 2010′s, and a lot of Juggalos see how funny that is.
The values of love and family are lost on this country and its people, but not the Juggalos. Love is what keeps the Juggalo subculture running. Some people prefer hatred, and those people can be that way if they wish. We can’t control your actions, but if you spend your time mocking a group of music fans because they treat each other like family, you might want to reconsider which one of us is in ignorance.
Im going to address this letter by each paragraph.
1. I question that, and no.. i already find this letter intolerable.
2. If anyone takes content seriously on a SATIRE website, they should be put down for humanities sake.
3. Yes, they made it onto MTV and the billboard, they were a good joke to america for awhile – now the joke has worn thin. It’s also not hard to gather up all the social rejects in the world and give them a so called family. They will pretty much adhere to anything and take any attention that is given to them. Social rejects or the underdogs as you call them are the bane of society, but they are the ones that most need to feel like they are a part of something. Only this something they feel they are a part pretty much negates any progress they could have made as an individual to society.
4. It’s not about opportunities, its about making things happen and that is a choice. You don’t get shit for free. Anyone can be a productive well mannered member of society. You guys choose not to be. You embrace everything that is wrong with yourselves and you make it who you are.
5. Average intelligence. I’d like to see the studies done on that one. I’m pretty sure most Juggalos cant score high on an IQ test, let alone get through one. You don’t see the smart juggalos, because if they are smart, they aren’t letting other people know they listen to ICP – at which point it really is just a guilty pleasure and they arent REALLY a juggalo. I disagree with the other statement, while that paticular comment was a trolling comment. Most juggalos (again, not all) can’t spell for shit, have a really hard time forming coherent sentences, and worst of all can’t make it 5 minutes without getting super pissed off about something, then they start raging.
6. The juggalo culture has been in the same place since they formed, which is right at the bottom of society, below the rednecks, below the ghetto fabulous, below everything that is good. Those other cultures, well they actually made some good music. Good natured, fun loving? haha omg, i seriously can no longer take you seriously. I have not met ONE good natured juggalo and I know quite a few. They are all volatile angry human beings (human beings might be a stretch)
7. Don’t even come here trying to talk love as if a Juggalo knew what that was. 99% of the music is hateful in nature and maybe 1% of it has a good message to it, hidden way deep below everything else, So deep that no one even cares or notices it, especially the less than intelligent juggalo. What you have LOVE for is love for being mediocre. Enjoy that dude. Remember that the Mansons were a family and treated each other as such too. Gangs treat each other as family too. Look where they ended up. All in all you are just a dysfunctional family and its not good for you or anyone else.
Without Juggalos where would trailer parks or those land locked mother fuckers in Missouri be? Yes, the same place; albeit with less murder and sister-brother rape, respectively.